I HAVEN'T POOPED IN 3 DAYS HAT

"I HAVEN'T POOPED IN 3 DAYS" HAT 💩 

The opposite of a flex. The cry for help. The hat that explains EVERYTHING about your mood today.

Pairs with our "I Pooped 3 Times Today" hat for your regular partner. Relationship dynamics at their finest. 💕 

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile construction
• 6 embroidered eyelets for breathability
• 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle