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I POOPED 3 TIMES TODAY HAT

I POOPED 3 TIMES TODAY HAT

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"I POOPED 3 TIMES TODAY" HAT 💩

 The ultimate flex. The pinnacle of digestive achievement. The hat that says "my body is a MACHINE." 

Pairs perfectly with our "I Haven't Pooped in 3 Days" hat for your constipated partner. Balance. ☯️

  • 100% chino cotton twill
  • Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
  • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile construction
  • 6 embroidered eyelets for breathability
  • 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown
  • Adjustable strap with antique buckle
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